Yea, so out of nowhere really my last post got shit loads of views and shares. In some random countries as well. So cheers to all the Greeks out there. I’m pretty sure you probably just googled “Life of Unemployment” and came across this blog but who am I to mock your catastrophically dire economic situation.
Also sorry again for the Primary School level grammer. As previously mentioned I’m 80% sure I’m dyslexic. I think when I sat the test in primary school they couldn’t understand what I was writing so just assumed I spelt everything correctly then went for lunch. At least one word each sentence has been googled and even then I still don’t get it all right. Last week I read “Syria attacks own people” and thought the i-Phone 4s had gone rogue! Earlier I googled the word persnickety and found out it had an ‘s’ in it. Who knew? The learning never stops.
It’s been a slow week otherwise. I think I invented a new smileyface icon though! Constipation face >;-&
Sadly, thats where the excitment stopped there this week. The only other thing thats happened was a letter from the dole peeps saying that I will won’t be getting Job seekers allowance anymore. Apperently, I had no good reason to leave my last PART-TIME job in Aberdeen. The fact that I was homeless, heavely in debt and had to move back to other end of the country wasn’t acceptable. The ironic thing is, how bad is the person who decided that at their job? I get the chance to send a letter of appeal which I’ve already written-
Dear useless Cunt/Sir/Madame
thanks for your hugely positve letter, I believe your wrong but I’m unsure how I can explain the situation any clearer than I already have. Perhaps a stick diagram would be suffecient for your level of inteligence?
Anyhoo, now because of your ineptitude an already dire situation has been made alot worse. Good to know that you have a system in place to do nothing but exacerbate my current financial plight. It’s not like I acount for having the money each week and you have stopped giving me it without any notice whatsoever. Good to also know, that because of this i cannot afford to pay the insurance and registry fee for the register of exercise professionals. The very same group that just offered me a job.
Maybe I’m just splitting hairs, afterall who in their right mind would refuse payment to one of the few people who doesn’t use it to fund their drink and drug habit. In conclusion, you can shove your job seekers allowance up your arse and I hope you get vigorously sodomized in a dark alley by a drug addict who you helped finance 🙂